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Hi, I’m Billy “Blackjack”. Sometimes a man comes to a crossroads in his life where he might be thinking that it is a good idea to stack the penis deck of cards in his favor. He thinks that if he can add a little fluff to his rig, perhaps by tucking something into his pants, he will fool the ladies into thinking that he has the merchandise.
If you’ve done this before, still do, or are thinking about doing it, let me help you out with some great tips. There are some things you want to do, and of course some things you don’t want to do. Let me tell you about them:
You should get rid of boxers or baggy underwear. The reason for this is that you don’t want your “enhancement” device to come loose and slide down your leg. Tight and snug is the way you want your underwear. You must wear “Y-Fronts”, this is the type of tight underwear that has an inverted “Y” in the front.
Next, the best device is a sock. But not just any type of sock. Get a sock that is 100% cotton. Stay away from synthetics and mixed fabrics. Don’t wear a wool sock! These can be itchy and itchy and will drive you crazier than “crabs.” The sock must be made of THICK material. No thin socks.
You will also need a fairly tight pair of pants. If you wear pants that are too baggy, the outline of your “device” will not be easily discernible. Of course, you will also need to wear the shirt tucked into the pants. If that’s not your style, buy a shirt that doesn’t cover your groin area.
Get a medium or large sock and start at the closed end and start rolling onto itself. It should start to look like a little donut. Only do this on a third or half of the sock. Then remove the loose end (unrolled) and open over the rest of the sock (the donut area).
This should make it sturdy enough that the coiled bit won’t come loose or unroll. You can try to anchor it (to keep it from sliding on itself) with some rubber bands (around the shaft of the sock, not in the donut area), but these can get caught in your pubic hair and be quite painful.
Now you should have something that doesn’t look much like a penis. Yes, this is what we want. The last thing you want is something bulky in your pants that looks like a boner! You will become the laughingstock of the party.
Place the donut portion of the sock Next to your penis on one side (not in the penis area!). Its center should be in the region between the penis and the testicles. Next, take the part of the sock that is the non-donut part and spread it down, at a 45 degree angle from the same side / bottom as your underwear. This part will rest between the inner thigh and the pelvis.
It is that simple, fast and easy. It will be anchored with your underwear, so it will not move. If you move around too much, you may need a tighter pair of briefs. All you have to do is put on your skinny jeans and you are good to go.
Some men may want to use tape or Velcro for their sock. Do not do this. Tape and hard plastic like this can rub on your skin and cause irritation and a rash. You especially don’t want to use tape if you have a lot of hair in this region.
When you’re done, take a look in the mirror and see what it looks like. If it looks strange or crooked, just move it around until it gives you the best presentation.
That’s all about it.
Of course, when a man speaks and does not act, as in this case, women will be very disappointed in you when they discover the truth. One way to get a bigger, lively penis is by using penis exercises. Iron Man Penis is the book that I recommend for men who want to be able to talk and walk, without socks.
Billy “Blackjack” Carson
