Some of these signs of a cheating spouse are “ironic,” while others are tell-tale signs that often appear with a cheating husband or wife. No copyright. Feel free to forward it to those who may be interested. But please don’t change anything.
Signs of a cheating spouse:
1) You find birth control pills in your medicine cabinet and have had a vasectomy.
2) Mutual friends start to behave strangely towards you. (They know about cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.)
3) Your unfaithful husband or wife stops trusting you and seeking your advice.
4) Set up a new email account and it doesn’t inform you about it.
5) You leave the house in the morning smelling of Irish spring and come back in the evening smelling of Safeguard.
6) You join the gym and start a rigorous exercise program.
7) She buys a cell phone and doesn’t tell you.
8) Establish a separate cell phone account that is billed to your office.
9) The cheating husband is wearing condoms and you are taking the pill.
10) Start deleting all incoming phone calls from caller ID.
11) Delete all incoming emails when they used to pile up.
12) He becomes “accusing”, asking if you are being honest with him, usually because of guilt.
13) Ask hypothetical questions like, “Do you think it is possible to love more than one person at the same time?”
14) New underwear is bought.
15) Insist that the child seat, toys, etc. be kept out of your car.
16) The unfaithful wife stops wearing her wedding ring.
17) Has a sudden desire to help with clothing.
18) You have unexplained scratches or bruises on your neck or back.
19) Suddenly you want to try new love techniques.
20) Suddenly he stops having sex with you.
21) Suddenly wants more sex, more often.
22) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub.
23) Pick fights to stomp out of the house.
24) You learn by accident that he or she took a day of vacation or personal time off from work, but allegedly worked on those days.
25) Shows a sudden interest in a different kind of music.
26) Your spouse’s co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence.
27) You have a sudden concern about your appearance.
28) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after going to bed.
29) He vomits a lot because he just ate at his mistress’s house and had to eat the dinner you prepared when he got home.
30) Your spouse is away from home, either at night or on the road, more than before.
31) Your clothes smell of unfamiliar or aftershave perfume. You see lipstick on your husband’s shirt.
32) The amount of money that is deposited in your checking account is reduced.
33) Find intimate apparel or other small gift-type items that you did not give to your spouse.
34) Your spouse seems less comfortable with you, is “touchy”, and gets upset easily.
35) Receive calls in which the caller hangs up when he hears your voice.
36) Loses attention to household activities.
37) Your intuition (feeling) tells you that something is not right.
38) Has a definite change in attitude toward everyone in the home.
39) Talk quietly or whisper on the phone or hang up quickly.
40) She has a “glow” about her.
41) Atypical erratic behavior.
42) He runs away from the house.
43) She sleeps with her bag next to the bed.
44) Goes to the grocery store and comes home 5 hours later.
45) It tells you that you can reach it at another phone number.
46) The tell-tale sign of an unfaithful spouse? Having to ask that question first.
