Little Johnny’s jokes are by far the leaders in entertaining with friends. Let’s focus on Little Johnny classics without being rude! What made little Johnny so famous? “Little Johnny is a little boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very simple thought” Well, let’s dig in and find out …
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Visiting his father –
Little Johnny was planning a visit with his father, he decides to pack most of his things in his little red wagon.
He was walking towards his father’s house with his car behind him, when he reached this steep hill.
As he looked up the hill in frustration, he was constantly swearing “This damn car is so heavy.”
The nearby priest heard Johnny and approached him. “You shouldn’t be swearing,” said the priest. “The presence of God is everywhere, you must know it.”
Then little Johnny says “Oh, is he in my wagon?”
The priest responds: “Yes, Johnny, God is in your car, He is present everywhere.”
Little Johnny says “Well please tell him to come out and start shooting.”
Little Johnny visits Mom –
One sunny summer day, little Johnny ran into the house and asked his mom, “Mommy, is it true that little girls can have babies?” “Of course not my son” replied his mother.
Johnny, very excited, ran outside and his mother heard him yelling to his friends: “It’s all good, if we want we can play that game again!”
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