As for penises, there is a rating system. These are some of the most discussed, culturally relevant, or just plain bigger than average penises. Let’s see if you agree.
1. Milton Berle
Milton Berle wasn’t just known for his comedy. He was actively talked about in Hollywood circles that he had something almost terrifying in size.
Phil Silvers once told an interesting story about being next to him at the urinal…
“You better feed that thing, or it’s likely to turn on you!”
2. Little Donnie
The Upright Citizen’s Brigade once did a comedy skit on Little Donnie, who was plagued with oblivophallocytis magnimum, the result being a huge penis as a young boy. With the help of digital blur, the show showed a blurry image of the boy’s penis that was quite shocking to viewers.
3. Minister of The Little Mermaid
If you’ve ever seen the marriage scene in The Little Mermaid, you may have seen a black mound on the minister’s robe. Disney would like to say it was his knee, others suggest otherwise, you be the judge.
4. Bart Simpson in The Simpsons Movie
Bart exposed himself very controversially in the film. It was the first time in history that a penis exposure didn’t result in an R rating. I’m sure boys and girls have never been the same since.
5. Dirk Diggler – Let’s Dance
Dirk was a school dropout with a 13-inch penis eagerly recruited for porn. Mark Wahlberg sheepishly admits that it was a prosthetic.
6. Joey Stivic Doll
Joey was the first anatomically correct doll based on a television character. He first appeared on All In The Family as the son of Sally Struthers and Mike Stivik.
7. Basketball superstar – Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt The Stilt was a Hall of Fame basketball player. He claimed to have had sex with 20,000; you would be very tired if you ask me.
8. John Holmes – Porn Legend
She starred in 2500 adult movies and was heavily promoted as the “biggest” porn star EVER. His ex-wives assured us that he was 10 inches, while others reported 16 inches.
9.David
Believed to be the largest sculpture in history, the reality of David’s penis is remarkable. How much time did Michelangelo spend researching him, I wonder?
10. Bobbitt John Wayne
In 1993 there was no other penis more famous. Lorena, John’s wife, grabbed the kitchen knife and cut almost half of it.
